Thursday, December 28, 2006

Relax We Are on Vacation

By Mink

We have been flooded with emails, some expressing discontent with our infrequency of posting, while others seem to believe that we should be using Viagra (must be the plethora of old man pun jokes made on this site). Anyway, I am just writing to let you know that we are on a garbage dump vacation and we will be back to entertain ourselves and infuriate the anoynmous readers when we feel like it. I will, however, give you a quick run down of some stuff going on with us. Some of this may appear in more detail later on, but for now just sit back drink some egg nog and watch a Scrubs or Arrested re-run. We miss you too.

---The Mink's travel plans to LA take an expected (not a typo) turn for the worst as his connecting flight goes through Denver International Airport, which is closed for a blizzard. Oh good Karma where art thou?

---SingerZ tries to enjoy his law school winter break but his stomach hurts, and he can't fall asleep so he just sits in bed eating fried cheese.

---Benito (see The Odd Couple post) gets an offer to play professional baseball overseas. The Mink is furious, as he now needs to find a replacement at shortstop for his overly-competitive summer softball league.

---Mink's friend finds out that her boyfriend was 1. Married 2. Has two young children 3. Does not really have cancer. You may have to read number 3 again, because it is the most insane thing I have ever heard. Even George Constanza isn't that twisted.

---The Dumpers will be tearing up the Big Apple on New Year's Eve. We encourage all female blog readers to find us under the mistletoe when the clock strikes 12. Extreme and outrageous behavior are strongly encouraged. The Garbage Dumpers are always looking for some good action......or any action at all for that matter.

---And finally, Cal Ripken is about to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. I am writing this mainly because SingerZ hates when I write anything sports related but also because I have a shrine to him in my parents' house, including a life size growth chart of the man as well as his jock strap. I had the pleasure of meeting him at a wedding, a year and a half ago, and my mother made sure to repeatedly embarrass me by telling Cal about the chart and other symbols of my man crush. Well at least she snapped this shot of us.

For any sports fans here, this is a great article about Calvin and his Hall of Fame worthiness. I plan on attending the Cooperstown induction in July, and you should too.


Blogger SINGERZ said...

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12:50 AM  
Blogger Amalia said...

give me the rundown on your friend's weird BF. sounds worse than my story. PS i posted new blogs about Crazy. go read.

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Hal said...

A life size growth chart of Cal Ripken's jock strap - how exactly did u get such personal info? I wonder...

3:54 PM  

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