Sunday, December 04, 2005

Weekend Adventures and Journeys

By Singerz and Mink

Dearest Friends,
Oh, what a glorious weekend it has been. Here are the highlights:


4PM: Check in for the blog convention in Zev’s bedroom.

5PM: Zev gets impatient since no one has arrived and begins to devour the muffins from the spread buffet, intended for the blog orientation members.

6:15PM: At a dinner party at the Upper West Side, Zev and Mink continue to self-promote their blog and get reprimanded by a hairy Russian man for drinking all of his vodka.

9:00PM: The search begins for the infamous “Anonymous” blog poster. Mink takes Manhattan and Staten Island, Zev hits Brooklyn, Queens, and the Bronx.

9:41PM: False alarm after Mink thinks he has spotted “Anonymous,” but realizes the homeless man he has just questioned has been going by the name Anonymous since he lost his ID in 1986.


3:10AM: We reconvene at a birthday party after our fruitless search has concluded. After a short while, we give up and go home after “We started a blog” fails miserably as a pickup line.

5AM: Zev, unable to sleep (as usual), breathes loudly in bed. Mink awakes, and asks Zev to dress for a prompt 5:15AM “State of the Blog” board meeting.

7PM: The boys wake up for the day.

10PM: Mink heads to the ‘burbs to visit his little cousins who don’t really like him and Zev binges upon inhuman amounts of pizza.

11:45PM: Zev and Mink physically removed from posh NYC club, being told V-neck undershirts are not appropriate club attire


2PM: Zev and Mink have an awkward moment walking down 72nd street when Zev inadvertently holds Minks hand for a brief moment as he is swinging his arms (whether you admit it or not, we’ve all been there).

8PM: Mink goes on date. Fun time, except in the middle, unbeknownst to his date, he runs to the bathroom to vomit. Not because of the date, but because of the combination of heavy Moroccan food and blog-posting stress. He returns from the bathroom as if nothing has happened (true story).

10PM: With help of expert webmaster, photographer and entertainment expert, Levi-Son, the Garbage Dump holds its first photo shoot. See below:

Proudly showing off our V-garb:
Zev blogging and Mink there for some weird moral support:
The boys after a long and tiring night of blogging:
Hope you guys had as meaningful and inspirational weekends as we did at our convention.
Singerz and The Mink


Blogger The Critics said...

Yeshkemesh! I have to give this award of "fudging funniest blog of the day" to Mink's Garbage Dump, writers Singer and Minkove for their hilarious posting on their Blogger Convention this weekend. (

When I received my laminated, gold-embossed, multi-colored invitation to attend the regalia, I was seized with a moment of indecision. Do I attend the personal meeting with President Gorbachev, or do I go to the blogger convention? As a former blogger and (somewhat) Kosher Critic, I felt a yearning to go back to the roots of my identity. But then the conservative side of me won out and I ultimately had to send in the RSVP card with a nay.

However, it looks like the convention was a success! The white v-neck t-shirts bring back many memories, as does the awkward moments of contact. Zev will recall all the intimate moments that transpired at the 4308A Apartment back in the golden heyday of collegial pizza making with farmers cheese, and munchies at 4am, with vodka on one's sick but happy 21st birthday and a strange roommate named Gilad who often holed himself up for days on end, then emerged smelling like a sewer rat but testy like a snapping turtle if you touched his winkle. The sweet and tender sleeping images of Zev and Mink bring back lovely memories of the 4308A roommates often doing strange and abnormal things to Zev in his sleep, unbeknownst to him and probably still as of yet, undiscovered.

All in all, a great many successes on the seemingly highly popular convention. I shall frame my invitation and tell all that I was invited to Blogger Convention '05, and I will pretend to forever share the memories of this fateful weekend. Cheroogie!

10:02 AM  
Anonymous jrombro said...

Sick. You guys are so sick. so beatifully, beautifully sick. keep up the good work.

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Lou said...

You guys are hot... so beautifully hot. V-necks... HOT

11:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like a crazy weekend... vomiting in the middle of a date....thats a new one. did you at least have a good time on the date despite the vomit situation?

1:48 AM  
Blogger The Fades said...

my mom bought me v-neck undershirts recently, after I have repeatedly expressed my intense disdain for them. But i think the most disturbing part about it is that my mom bought me v-neck undershirts and also tighty whities. If there is really such thing as a blog convention can i come?

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Blogger elana said...

okay fine. you are slightly funny.

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you guys are hilarious but....oy- are you boys ever gonna get girls?

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