Sunday, November 20, 2005

V-necks

By Mink

For years I made fun of my dad for walking around the house in the V-shaped undershirt. So I always would get the standard white tshirts or the sleeveless wife beater. But recently I have learned that my dad actually had the right idea. The V-neck is the ultimate hybrid of an undershirt. Like the wife beater, it has the feature of not being visible when worn under another shirt. I'm not sure why this is great but for some reason I like some of my gross chest hair to be visible. At the same time it has the under arm sweat protection that the standard undershirt offers and the sleeveless beater does not. At 25 I have aged 30 years with this switch but I am damn proud of it and recommend highly to the masses. The switch to tightie whities however is something I am not prepared to do at least for another 20 years.

6 Comments:

Blogger The Mink said...

I agree. V-necks are refreshing and they do the trick. However a word of caution- when they do show by accident and pop up out of your shirt, its one of the most disgusting and naeusiating things you will ever see and you will either vomit in your mouth or out in public. Yay V-necks.

singerz

1:06 PM  
Blogger The Critics said...

Dont switch to tidy whities. Who would ever want to display their own tread marks?

Also, keep in mind the most important reason people wear boxers: girls look so hot in boxers. Do you think they look good in granny pants?

God invented boxers for a reason.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous klezmer said...

In 20 years you'll understand why people including myself wear tighty whities (what's tidy about them).

The reason they exist is because they save pants. When I wore boxers it meant that every time I accidentally wet myself I would ruin a pair of pants. Now when I have a little uninvited tinkle I just catch it in the whities to savour it later.

What I don't understand is boxerbriefs. Who needs tighty whities with wings? Everyone wearing boxer briefs has a small penis b/c if they had a big penis their bulge would be better served by just dropping trau.

3:34 PM  
Blogger F. Pants McFadden said...

V-necks are to worn UNDER shirts only. And let's stop calling them "wife beaters" - it's seriously lame. also, boxer briefs are the way to go. So, basically, I disagree with everything you all think. Up with me.

9:50 AM  
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