Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Pet peeves

By Singerz

Todays pet peeves: (feel free to add your own)

1) When you call someone and start to leave a voicemail and then they call you on the other line and so your voicemail is awkward... "so call me...oh look,there you are, calling me now."
2) Pizza that is soggy on the bottom. Its a tease, looks good, and tastes like crap.
3) Blogs that put up too many postings.
4) That arrogant paper clip asshole from microsoft word who pops in to "help" you.
5) The old men in the gym lockerroom who mock me for not going in the steam room buck naked. (more on this to come at a later time)

10 Comments:

Anonymous Yallison Kalir said...

"Pet Peeves"
1. When you set someone up on a date. They agree to the date, then come up with every excuse in the book why they haven't called, have 6 relationships in the interim, have mock trial in San Diego, go to Maryland, fishing, doctors appointment, the moon, celebrate Quanza, and commission a basketball league. Finally, call the girl 6 months later, only to leave a message, get a return call, never call back, only to say I’m sorry I can't go out with you. hypothetical scenario of course.

2. Those little tags on my dry-cleaned shirts. How many more trees have to die? My wife is getting sick of picking them up off the floor.

3. Out of towners, always so happy!

4. Blogs in general, does Minkove really have anything interesting to say?

5. Isn't it annoying when people call you, and dont leave message, are you supposed to call them back now because there name and number clearly appears on your phone? Or, are you supposed to pretend they never called at all? what is there intention? Then, when you call back they treat you as if you are calling them for the first time...C'MON!

6. The guy at Pizza Cave on 72nd. Doesnt he realize that when you clearly order a slice and a falafel, as good a salsemen he might be, you dont want salad, a soup, and a calazone as well. You want what you just asked for.

That's all for now.....

1:46 PM  
Blogger The Mink said...

1. The bounce back when you are taking a dump. My roomate has appropriately named it "dirty bedet."

2. Car horns that require a push of a small button to operate. If I am pissed I want to slam a horn, not play a video game.

3. People who don't realize you are being sarcastic

4. The Ravens offense, this has ruined my sundays for about 8 years.

5. Wetting the bed right before you go to sleep. I dont mean by urination, I'm talking about spilling a cup of water all over the sheets.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Bubba Basra said...

76)People who speak fluent english and are clearly American, but read hebrew with an Israeli accent.

77)People who believe that because Family Guy is now funnier than the Simpsons that it's funnier than the Simpsons ever was.

78)People talking about reality TV as if it was real.

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

www.homestarrunner.com
hilarious shit, man.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous The Duck said...

Posting a comment on someone's blog and not leaving your name.

10:34 PM  
Blogger The Critics said...

200) posting a comment with a name that makes no sense and you're the only one who thinks its cool.

435) when you inavertently run into someone you know but arent really friends with them, at shoppers and have to hemm and haww for several minutes until you can beg a lame excuse to get away.

439) When you spray too much underarm deoderant on your arm and it burns your arm whenever you move it.

590) When you go to pop the only pill you have left from the bottle but drop it into the most lint infested corner of your room and have to scrounge through it to get that nasty funky pill out and wash it down.

704) When you trim your lower hair after being told its really the cool and "in" thing to do, but discover that its really gay instead.

10:51 PM  
Anonymous the duck said...

being a "pet peeve" on somebody else's blog for using a particular name so that the blog host will know who it is

11:19 PM  
Anonymous cookie said...

1)when you meet random guys you dont know and they call u cookie

2)living in the shadow of older brothers

3)oh.... and those baltimore losers that actually named their basketball team "the cookie singers"

4)a roomate who protest the use of one of their post-its... the next day after u used it

10:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a. People who think that Family Guy has ever been as funny as the Simpsons. They copy everything the Simpsons ever did, and added poop and homoeroticism. Beyond Stewie, it's as useful as the Flintstones.

b. Cover charges.

c. Starched shirt frat boys in Federal Hill

d. People from New Jersey who say they're from New York.

e. 3am closing times in DC. This place is trying to kill me.

f. Thursday happy hours. I never stop falling for it and every Friday morning sucks!

11:38 PM  
Blogger The Mink said...

1. Having the team name, "the screaming schwarmas" forced on you despite a request to be the "Cookie Singers." (the league wanted to go with a jewish food theme so i suggested this one to them but they forced the schwarma one down our throats.....So we are only unofficially a team of cookie singers.

2. When people who are clearly named Cooki, insist on being known as "Danielle."

3. When Zev visits me and eats all my cookies

12:06 AM  

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