Monday, December 26, 2005

Civil War at the Dump

by singerz

While Mink is out of town, getting his extremely white (almost albino) skin burned to a crisp in the Bahamas, I would like to say something. Has anyone noticed that he is copying my topics? OK, it was one thing when he stole my barbershop idea and wrote “Barbershop 2.” But when he wrote “I’m about to go on strike too,” I realized that instead of coming up with new topics he has been using mine. Isn’t the point of a blog to write about new topics?

As such, I’m thinking about leaving him off of the invite list for the next blogger’s convention. Furthermore, he is going to be fined $1 million a day until he comes up with new topics.

Many of you may be saying to yourselves, “Wow, that’s a real dick move - writing about Mink while he is away and cannot defend himself.” And for those of you who don’t talk out loud to yourselves on a regular basis, you may be thinking such things. And to that, I respond with: there’s nothing wrong with talking out loud to yourself. Also, its more fun talking about someone when they cannot defend themselves.

Happy Holidays to all. Mink, your next topic better not be “Yea, Zev’s right, there is a Civil War at the Dump.”

10 Comments:

Anonymous Random Guy... said...

Wow, it sure is warm in here...
(right back at ya Random Girl)

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of interesting posts lately. Good work keeping this blog going. Idiots

10:27 PM  
Anonymous Mom said...

I think you are losing it. Please come home for some chicken soup to clear your brain.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mom is funnier than anyone else on this blog.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous American Pie Enthusiast said...

Is Singerz Mom anything like Stifflers?

12:40 PM  
Blogger BP Babe said...

when's the next blogger convention, and can i go? can you also invite anonymous so we can all point and laugh at him?

12:49 PM  
Anonymous random girl said...

yea im hot for singerz mom too
i mean random guy

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to shut this here blog down.

8:56 PM  
Blogger SINGERZ said...

No No, relax. Vacation for the holidays. We will be back with a vengeance this week, dont worry laddy.

1:16 AM  
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